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WINNING CULT OF RAPTURE HAIKUS

June 7, 2007

When I unveiled the exclusive Cult of Rapture XBL gamerpics and theme, I also started up an informal contest on the forums where Rapturians could write haikus about BioShock. The best 20 haikus would receive a gamerpic pack or a theme, and have their entries posted here.

Of course, there were more entries than I anticipated, and they were all fairly awesome. If you'd like to read all of them, click here for the thread.

Congrats to the winners. Check your private messages soon for your prizes.

APOSTATE

The sound of water:
Drip drop. Drip drop. Drip drop. Drip.
Madness is catching.

DR SPLICER

This utopia;
has dreamt the impossible
but screams failure now

LORDLECKIE

Mutating and cold.
innocent insanity.
Twisted miracle.

ZOMBIEHORDE

Do you spare her life
Or do you take her last breath
You are now her god

DARTHKIWI

What cruel life is this?
Rusting on the ocean floor
You kill to survive.

JIMMY KEIV

Vision turned sour
Sinking deep by the hour
Rapture awaits you

CRIMSONKING1990

Insane corruption
Ominous and eerie sounds
Rapture's tragic fate

FREEDUMB

Trapped under water
We can only stand and drown
Should've learnt to swim

GATE

Adam users need
Some corrective surgery
AHH WHERE IS MY FACE?!

DAMETZGER

The choices are clear
With moralities aside:
To change or to die.

A.D.A.M. ADDICT

A watery grave,
Isolated, yet hostile
Descend if you dare

SIDION

Dare I, bathysphere?
Horror ahead, unbeknownst.
Fate awaits below.

GRESHKIN

Far beneath the waves,
Ruined Rapture in turmoil;
Echoes in the deep.

WOLFOFWAR

We were human once
But now we are simply ghosts
Walking halls alone

GUGHUNTER

A gorgeous city
of advanced philosophy!
...Nice try, anyway

^ILOVEBIOSHOCK!

Men created guns
Andrew created chaos
Slugs created war

SHAKEAPPEAL

clots of neon light
at the bottom of the sea
lobster pot of dreams

SOMECUT8

But things fall apart
Man betrayed, children abused
Humans turn demons

BRILLIANT_ECHOES

You feel you're changing
Ecstacy comes with power
Adam, now like air

PURPLEROSE1414

Signs of a past age
Gone is all humanity
Consequence of greed

...and although these Rapturians have already received awards, their poems were worthy of honorable mentions.

RAPTURE SURVIVALIST

What has Rapture shown
Docters, Artists, Architects
Can NOT get along

RAVENESS

I walk in the halls
Behold the shame of Rapture
Shelter men no more

NIAS WOLF

the damp cold water
seeping in all around me
welcome to rapture

ADABIVIAK

Rapture's down the drain
Andrew Ryan is insane
...wish I had my plane